GUESS WHAT!

LMFAO - I lost my phone

But I couldn't care less..

Then I thought I would give finding it a go.

So I'm standing in the darkness in a uni kitchen

and I call my phone using someone elses phone

and in the corner of the room

next to somewhere I had been sat

was a mop bucket

for some uncanny reason

the bucket was glowing

low and behold

I found my phone

in the bottom of this murky water

ringing

- Funniest thing that has happened to me this year undoubtedly -

I have a blackberry so being iPhoneless doesn't bother me so much
dont really get many phone calls nowadays anyways
and I cant go over my bill now eh?